Worst excuses for missing work there are some reasons you should never give for calling in sick an earlier survey from careerbuilder listed some of the most absurd reasons for calling in sick, including the following. The dumbest excuses ever there are some pretty dumb excuses out there we here every day in class have you ever heard relatives are visiting so i couldn't do the homework. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday we forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday we thought it was sunday my daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. Until then enjoy a supercut of the dumbest criminal excuses from 30 years of cops.
Haha that's the same excuse winona ryder used when she got caught shoplifting lame celbrity excuses ooooh, here it is winona ryder: i'm researching a role, too. Dumb and dumber hobbykid version hilarious mustache and beard toys must watch for those movie fans dumbest excuses we've ever heard #4 | dolan true storiesplanet dolan. The worst excuses for celebrity behavior august 3, 2014 | by iva anthony having the equivalent excuse tomy dog ate my homework, these stars came up with unique yet dumb excuses after they.
5 this has to be the lamest excuse i have ever heard via: whisper 14 that was too dumb, try again. The dumb business of making excuses every day we hear dumb excuses for not finishing a book but there is only one reason you aren't getting your book done. Saying that you shouldn't be arrested because you habitually forget when you are and aren't holding a gun is the worst excuse since judas claimed he thought the romans were taking jesus into protective custody.
This section contains excuses quotes excuses are the tools with which persons with no purpose in view build for themselves great monuments of nothing (quote by - steven grayhm. Breaking up with someone is not easy, and having someone you still like break up with you is even harder the reasons for these break-ups can often be hurtful and stupid. Now that my little rant is completed, let's go over the worst cheating excuses that you should never fall for if someone cheats on you, and uses one of these lines, you had better not give them a second chance.
Give up your dumb excuses: here's why it's time to put more hooty in your booty your ridiculous excuses for everything in your life are literally killing your success. The 40 lamest excuses ever uttered andy simmons oct 21 you make me feel stupid enjoy a tirade compiled from real excuses from renters. We all make excuses from time to time, we're all guilty of it but sometimes these excuses can be just plain terrible if you thought that the 'dog ate my homework' excuse was bad enough. Finding excuses for not doing something is easy but it's also lame finding the strength and in this article we've chosen to skim the most typical excuses that people give for choosing to shove aside. Here are seven of the dumbest things we've heard from the mouths of republicans defending trump from the allegations there was no affair few republicans say they believe this.
You're not too busy and you're not too dumb the real answer is you're either lazy, or scared once you own up to it, life gets a lot easier. In fact often times it leads to excuses in one's life for not doing anything i've spent hours upon hours agonizing about the whole what's the purpose in my life conundrum. At this point you honestly have to wonder if nintendo ran out of ideas for new pokémon and just started looking around their house for ideas.
Yeah, and when i lynched that black guy, we were just rehearsing a scene for a play and it was totally an accident seriously, how stupid is this guy that he thinks anyone is going to buy that excuse. We've all used the more common excuses of traffic and oversleeping, but when you're late more often than most, you so here are 8 of the dumbest excuses actual bosses say they've actually heard. Employers have heard their share of excuses from their workers who didn't want to come into work but these excuses take the cake. Trump fans just invented the dumbest excuse for trump's covfefe debacle.
One of the funniest excuses for missing work, according to a careerbuilder survey employee just put a casserole in the oven (photo: thinkstock) (and worst) countries for medical care. If you want to empower employees, hold them accountable and finally - let go then check out our effective delegation blueprint it's a 57-page, complete step-by-step guide to delegating without feeling like you're passing off busy work or being perceived as a paranoid micromanager. Survey uncovers the surprising and silly excuses that people use every day to avoid getting a ticket.